Does oppo know this chick?

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
08/14/2014 at 12:32 • Filed to: None

Inessa Tushkanova. Russian Rally Driver/Playboy model. She likes all my Saab and BMW pics on instagram.

DISCUSSION (46)

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:34

She wants the d.

The 328d.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:35

Yup. She liked a few of mine too.

MauritiusMauritia > Brian Silvestro
08/14/2014 at 12:38

I heard she handles the stick really well.

ttyymmnn > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:38

Well, I liked all of her pictures on Playboy.

Your boy, BJR > Brian Silvestro
08/14/2014 at 12:39

EVERY. LAST. PIC. Of my 900 or Pop's Viggen, automatic NessaBait.

ncasolowork2 > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:40

Maybe you should see if she likes you on instagram.

Your boy, BJR > ncasolowork2
08/14/2014 at 12:42

I'm like 75% sure she does. The 25% that doesn't remembers she's a rally driver/playboy model.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:42

Instagram.

I should get an instagram.

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/14/2014 at 12:43

You shouldn't you're one of the rare E36 owners who isn't.

#STANCENATION

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:44

The intern in her rally team's PR department likes all my Saab and BMW pics on instagram.*

Fixed that for you. ;)

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/14/2014 at 12:44

I think Amazon carries those.

Kat Callahan > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:44

Uh...

http://jalopnik.com/5980001/who-is…

Kat Callahan > MauritiusMauritia
08/14/2014 at 12:45

I can't wait for her to come out as playing for my team and not yours. It would be hilarious.

For Sweden > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:45

I would slav to get to know her better.

Haimatox > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:45

She follows me on Instagram hahaha...

Your boy, BJR > Kat Callahan
08/14/2014 at 12:46

Thanks Kat!

I'm rick james levels of wasted so the FP escapes me.

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:46

Slowly build up the amount of pictures featuring you. Slowly increase the amount of clothes you do not wear. In about six months, she'll be boarding a 747 bound for New Jersey.

Your boy, BJR > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
08/14/2014 at 12:47

I can only express my feelings with a Smokey and the Bandit quote:

"Do the letters F O mean anything to ya?"

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:48

Lol sorry for being the dream crusher.

Your boy, BJR > Leadbull
08/14/2014 at 12:49

Should I pose in my leopard print briefs (no, really, I have those) posing in front of my 2002 and dad's Viggen?

ncasolowork2 > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:49

maybe you should upload other things and see if she likes that too

Your boy, BJR > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
08/14/2014 at 12:50

Nah. you just a h8r.

MauritiusMauritia > Kat Callahan
08/14/2014 at 12:50

Who knows, maybe she can double clutch.

Your boy, BJR > ncasolowork2
08/14/2014 at 12:50

Like my cock?

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 12:50

Only after gradual doses of shirtless car washing. Don't want to shock the attraction center of her brain.

Kat Callahan > MauritiusMauritia
08/14/2014 at 12:53

Maybe. But I always sort of want women with her particular mix of professions to be like, "You thought I was unattainable before? HA. Did I forget to mention the gay thing?"

MauritiusMauritia > Kat Callahan
08/14/2014 at 12:58

Anything is possible.

Leadbull > For Sweden
08/14/2014 at 13:02

From the "Golden Quotations Inessa" section of her website :

If in the night while dropping on the pan you cry "what the fuck?!?" it means there is a man now in your house

Getting involved with a girl like that would be quite ruski.

Your boy, BJR > Leadbull
08/14/2014 at 13:05

WORD.

Your boy, BJR > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 13:06

how about wrenching in nothing but jeans sunglasses and a bandana (set to bruce springsteen, of course)

For Sweden > Leadbull
08/14/2014 at 13:06

Then she's not Russian. Russians embrace the cold.

macanamera > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/14/2014 at 13:08

I should buy an instagram.

macanamera > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 13:09

Rick James levels of wasted? Its 1:09 PM here on the East Coast.

I salute you, sir.

Your boy, BJR > macanamera
08/14/2014 at 13:11

Well I've been at it since 8:00 am

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 13:15

Um go fuck her like soon.

macanamera > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 13:15

something something boner joke.

macanamera > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 13:16

Why?

...am I not doing this?

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
08/14/2014 at 13:17

So, "BRB GOING TO RUSSIA FOR POON LOL"?

No. She's a classy lady. Drives an X6M.

Your boy, BJR > macanamera
08/14/2014 at 13:18

IDFK. I'm off and have no car so it's like the best day ever

macanamera > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 13:25

Nice man. Shotgun a cheap beer for me.

thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 13:32

Pictured: Ben's future, but the roles reversed.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 13:33

So stick your dick in her with class.

Leadbull > For Sweden
08/14/2014 at 13:33

http://i.imgur.com/NtOSnEY.png

no such thing as cold, when vodka run through veins

Your boy, BJR > thebigbossyboss
08/14/2014 at 13:34

Pictured: Me giving a fuck.

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No picture? Huh.

BKRM3 > Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 14:06

She liked my instagram stuff too. Been following her for quite a while now. Some interesting stuff for sure. I wish I had some crude jokes or something, but it's been a long day...

IPFreely > macanamera
08/14/2014 at 16:42

Yeah she can drive my stick anytime..... (That OK?) EDIT-Shit, just saw I got treed on the lame joke.